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Everything I Needed for Children’s Ministry
I Learned While Being a Church Janitor

by Dick Gruber


My first year as a paid children’s pastor found me in beautiful Farmington, Minnesota.  The church was growing as was I.   I learned one day that our janitor had quit.  Discovering that the janitor was paid more than the children’s pastor, I quickly took advantage of this knowledge and volunteered to become the new janitor. 

I was so thrilled that first day as janitor/pastor.  I had more than doubled my income in one meeting with my senior pastor.  Now I not only got to minister to the children, but I entered a whole new realm of ministry to their floors, walls and unmentionables.  In the time that followed I learned much about life and ministry.  I was no longer limited to development of craft projects, special meetings and activities.  Now I could clean up after their implementation. 

It has been over twenty years since my janitor/pastor experience.  When I begin losing a proper perspective, I think about the things I learned while being a church janitor.  Here are some of the things I learned.  Perhaps they will help you keep a proper perspective in your life and ministry.

  • Wipe your own feet before walking all over the church.

  • Always say thank you, especially when people leave a mess.

  • Leave it better than you found it.

  • Some people are messy and others are too.

  • Church doesn’t have to be messy to be good, but messy is a lot more interesting.

  • Clean up after yourself.

  • Glue, gum, and grease do not a clean carpet make.

  • Begin setting up for next week’s class today.

  • Pick up the large pieces before you vacuum.

  • Christians that leave dirt behind are much happier than those who carry it.

  • Serving is ministry.

  • People are not an interruption to the work. They are the work.

  • Naptime is still a good idea.

  • Church property is everybody’s responsibility.

  • When liquid spills, wipe up the spill at its highest level before moving lower.

  • Pray without ceasing.

  • Cleaning up after church people is a never-ending task.

  • Consider even the most menial task as something to be dedicated to God.

  • No matter how bad the stink, the Body of Christ can always produce a nastier one.

  • Share with others.  Share your broom, mop, sponge and life.

  • Thank God for indoor plumbing.

  • Every healthy body will leave a mess behind.

  • Extra change found unexpectedly belongs to God. 

  • Treat the hired help with respect and dignity.

  • Listen to those who serve in your church.

  • Take out the trash and leave it out.

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