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Never Baptize A Cat
and other words of wisdom from children
  • Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10
  • When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. - Michael, 14
  • Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14
  • Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
  • Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14
  • Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. - Andrew, 9
  • Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9
  • You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, 9
  • If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. -Naomi, 15
  • Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
  • Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, 10
  • Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8

 

 



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