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Do you think you’ll have a real ministry someday?
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When I was growing up in church we didn’t need to
have fun.
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What do you do with all that money the board gives
you?
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You’re disturbing the MAIN service.
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Choir members shouldn’t have to work in the
nursery.
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How come VBS is only five days long?
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You don’t mind taking care of the children during
the staff retreat do you?
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I don’t think anyone will mind if we add another
worship service.
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Just announce it in the bulletin if you need more
workers.
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I’ll bet you enjoy this as much as the kids do.
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After church lets out I need to talk to someone,
just keep my kids in children’s church for a while until I get back.
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My kid says you won’t even last as long as the
last one.
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I told the pastor what happened in children’s
church.
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Who’s Larry the Cucumber?
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But I’ve been teaching the class this way for
over forty years.
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I like the Quarterly better.
