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In a room full of
preschoolers, anything can happen when you close your
eyes to pray.
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Prayer
requests reveal a lot about parents.
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A
fire extinguisher is a handy device.
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Helium
tanks should be chained down tightly.
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Cheap
glue adheres to skin.
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Kool Aid and
song motions do not mix.
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Grand pianos
are not as durable as you might think.
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Church maintenance
men do not have a sense of humor.
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Offering money
always rolls to the other side of the room when dropped.
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Hand-me-down
sound systems can get loud when the adult service is taking communion.
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Ushers
do not have a sense of humor.
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There
IS a doggie Heaven.
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Parachute
games should not be used in a room with a chandelier.
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Animal
crackers can be sneezed out the nose.
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Girls are
superior to boys.
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There are
reasons why pastor’s kids have a bad reputation.
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Helium
intoxication does not produce respect in a staff meeting.
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Vomit
comes in all colors.
