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Unlike
Children's Pastors,
Senior
Pastors do NOT have the ability to...
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Teach
while someone vomits on the front row.
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Conduct church services with
worn-out, hand-me-down equipment from the youth group.
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Handle disruptive behavior while
continuing to teach.
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Withstand verbal assaults when
the message is too boring, too long or both.
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Duck while teaching.
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Juggle, perform magic,
sculpt balloons, or operate a puppet.
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Operate an
effective check-in system without offending impatient parents.
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Properly chain down a
helium tank so it won't take off like a missile and
kill someone if it falls over and breaks.
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Pray for
lost/sick pets and out-of-town relatives with diseases kids can't
pronounce.
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Stay
composed while viewing blood, urine, vomit, or other unsightly body fluids.
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