CHILDREN’S PASTOR
To volunteer for children’s ministry.
MUSIC MINISTER
To join the choir in time for the Christmas musical.
MINISTER OF PASTORAL CARE
We don’t forbid nor condone road crossing but we do have home groups for
chickens traumatized by road crossing.
MAINTENANCE SUPERVISOR
Nobody told me I’m going to have to clean up after chickens.
SENIOR PASTOR
To give an offering, but if it is just visiting we don’t want it to be under
any obligation.
PASTOR’S SECRETARY
Did it have an appointment to cross that road?
CHURCH ADMINISTRATOR
The chicken apparently did not read the memo forbidding any road crossing
without my prior approval.
CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD
What committee approved this road crossing? Where will the money come from
for all this unnecessary road crossing? Do I have a motion to stop
unauthorized road crossing?
GUEST EVANGELIST
To be a partner with the ministry God has put on my heart.
CHURCH SECRETARY
I didn’t give my permission for some chicken to cross the road?
YOUTH PASTOR
What chicken? What road? If any chicken did anything improper I can assure
you that I do not approve of it. It was properly supervised the entire time.
However, we must realize that we live in a time when chickens sometimes do
things they shouldn’t. I will talk to the chicken. This won’t happen again. |
