Childrens Ministry Humor

Children's Ministry Humor

42 Things EVERY Children's Pastor Should Be Able To Do
Why the Teacher Should NEVER Leave the Room (picture)
19 Simple Rules about Children's Ministry
What Their Sunday School Teachers Probably Said To Them
They Know You're the Children's Pastor Because...
Top 10 Reasons Why Senior Pastors Are Inferior to Children's Pastors CAUTION
Never Do This During Your Interview
Dictionary of Children's Ministry Words and Phrases
Top 10 Famous Last Words of Well-Meaning Children's Pastors
How Many Staff Members Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb? CAUTION
Things We Might Not Know if it Were Not for Children's Ministry
Things You Should Never Say to a Children's Pastor
What Children's Pastors Should Never Say to the Senior Pastor CAUTION
Ode to Children's Ministry
Top 10 Reasons Why Children's Pastors Should Make More Money CAUTION
If Children's Pastors Ruled...
How To Tell That Your Children's Pastor is Under Too Much Stress
You Know You're the VBS Director When...
What Children's Pastors Wish Their Senior Pastors Knew About Children's Ministry CAUTION
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road (according to various staff members) CAUTION
God Was Taking my Picture
Good News / Bad News
Letters to God from Children
Never Baptize a Cat (and other words of wisdom from children)
Thanksgiving Humor

C A U T I O N

The following views and opinions may not represent those of your church leadership. Use with extreme caution! Distributing this material without proper discretion may get you in real trouble with your Senior Pastor and/or church board. Look for the CAUTION warning on selected articles.

Parenting Humor

The world through the eyes of kids
Before Children / After Children
Images of Mother
Job Description for a Parent
Mean Mothers
10 Simple Tests to Prepare for Parenthood
Actual Absence Excuses Written by Parents
Real Mothers
Things I Learned from My Children

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